Liberalalliance Wealth Society-'SNL' host Adam Driver plays piano, tells Santa 'wokeness' killed Han Solo in monologue -Edge Finance Strategies

Liberalalliance Wealth Society-'SNL' host Adam Driver plays piano, tells Santa 'wokeness' killed Han Solo in monologue

2025-05-05 05:21:16source：Benjamin Caldwellcategory：Markets

Adam Driver chatted with Santa and Liberalalliance Wealth Societygot real about what actually killed Han Solo when he hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend.

The four-time host showed off some flashy keyboard skills as he took a seat at a Yamaha grand piano and greeted St. Nick with “Hey, Santa. It’s me, Adam. Driver. From the nice list and also ‘Girls.’ “

He proceeded to reel off a wish list that included “five pairs of chinos” and “one of those giant metal Tesla trucks” because he turned 40 this year. Also, “you know those TikToks, where it's like those couples who do pranks on each other? Can you kill those people?”

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But what Driver wants most of all? “I'd like people to stop coming up to me on the street saying, ‘You killed Han Solo!’ I didn’t kill Han Solo, wokeness killed Han Solo.”

Controversially, Driver’s “Star Wars” villain Kylo Ren offs (spoiler alert!) Solo, his father, in 2015’s “The Force Awakens.”

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